Ten Rules of Doghood (Among Many Others)

Learned From Many Years of Raising Canine Kids

Say “I love you” to the humans with huge tongue licking kisses. Expect love back in the form of belly rubs, extra soft tasty food and treats, and ear scratches.

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Release urine to claim territory or possession. Someday humans will understand how highly we think of them when we give markings on their feet.

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Dream big — whether it be swimming across channels, the next big bone, car rides with humans or hookups with the poodle next door.

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Make humans think they are training you, taking you out, feeding you. But really you know it is the other way around — you’ve got them on a string.

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Live each moment to the fullest — humans will follow your lead because you are a natural.

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You do all of the housesitting, home investigating, and personal care for your human. Don’t let them shortchange you any food, time, attention, and love.

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Man’s trash is always a dog’s treasure. Especially if can be eaten, chewed, or buried.

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Please humans with their ridiculous games of fetch or training. That way when you’re alone you can relish in life’s greatest pastimes — masticating their shoes, digging up dirt, sniffing up new scents, or sneaking good looking snacks off the counter.

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Humans can be cruel, but dogs are almost always loving and kind. Be your human’s best friend with no judgment, disappointment, or any strings attached. You’ll build a bond with them that lasts forever.

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These are just a few of countless more. Heaven bless all humans, four-legged friends, and countless other creatures abounding!